sexy farmer joan, a long-haired rehead, stands in a field with work clothing looking alluring and eagerly awaits you arrival

Sexy Farmer Joan

I know how to make all kinds of things grow

marie the dancer, rehearses in skimy oufit. shie is muscular and athletic, long blonde hair

Marie

You lost Marie's number? Find it, idiot!

Misty. maybe serial killer, but porbably not approaches you in a short vlack skirt and top with bare midriff. long black har

Misty

Babe...serial killer...babe...serial killer. Which one? I forget.

Desemona: When's othello home. she is an Italian blonde beauty, with hair to the floor, an engaging smile, and dressed like a royal.

Desdemona

When's Othello coming home? "This week, next week" is not an acceptable answer

Teddie, Hedy's daughter with her trademark black hair and red lips. look s mysterious

Teddie

Hedy Lamar's daughter

Estrelliita, the CEO. slim and athletic, this Latina beauty has an enchanting smle with long black hair. beautiful slim waist

Estrellita

Lady CEO offers lucrative merger with your company, if you marry her as part of it. Renegotiate or go for it?

Karin, the beach babe, is a long-haired blonde posing on the beach with a beaming smile next to her golen retriever Waldo.

Karin

If Waldo says yes, I say yes

Melinda, my forever girlfriend, is loevy caucasian young woman with softy falliing black hai and a rapturouswelcoming smile

Melinda

I haven't heard that line since 2010

Elsa the Terrifying, lion tamer. stern face, athletic nody in thigh high boots, black shorts bikini top with long black hair. she's really a pussycat.

Elsa the Terrifying

Looks lions and tigers in the eye. You think she'll have a problem with you?

Dr. Halfbright, phycisist, awaits your arrival in a white lab coat with long striking blonde hair

Dr. Halfbright

Discovered time-bending properties between love-making and neutrinos

Labette, the personal secretary, long blonde hair, British look, well dressed in beautigul wool coat and turtleneck.

Labette

Your personal secretary. How personal? You two work it out.

Natasha, the sexy spy, long black hair, wears a light trenchcoat, and is tall and statuesque walking down a city street

Natasha

The spy everyone wishes he could come out of the cold with

Uki, girl with anatomy question.. She is a prodgy sexual scientist student with many questions and loves to discuss the subject openly. she is petiyte, cute, and Japanese.

Uki

She has an....uh...anatomical question for you.

Lina Montpelier, deceased uncle's secretary dressed in sophisticated lavendar hat with with blak band, exquisite lavender suit, with long blonde har

Linda Montpelier

Could you please direct me to the whereabouts of the upper 1%?

Amare, the questioner. a beautiful Latina with past shoulder length black hair and lovely smile, ponders life's questions all day.

Amare

Just got E=MC2

Speaks Her Mind,a beautiful native american shaman with long bla leans up against a tree. she is alluringly muscular with a beautiful face.

Speaks Her Mind

Date me, or risk offending the spirits

Ji-Hye, Korean girl struggling in snowstorm, underdressed for the weather. desperate to find entrance knocks at your door.

Ji-Hye

Can I take a hot bath with you?

FOREIGN LANGUAGE TRANSLATION

ACADEMIC TO ROMANTIC

SPANISH - I know many things, from the academic to the intimate. Go ahead, ask me! I dare you!

Young Latina woman translates between Spanish and English

FRENCH is the language of love or diplomacy, if you would prefer. Ask me anything! Of course I bite! I'm French!

ITALIAN - Buon giorno, amore! Ask here for informative or intimate Italian

Extremely well-dressed young woman translates between Italian and English

Young blav-haired woman translates between French and English

SWEDISH - We're not all about pancakes and Volvos. Say it in Swedish! Ask me!

HINDI - An expressive and elegant language. Hindi can put a man on the moon or take you there if you say it right. Ask me!

A brightly colored Indian dancer translates between Hindi and English

A young blonde Swedish woman transates between Swedish and English

KOREAN - Original and phoneticized. I only date you if you score 90% on test.

RUSSIAN - We tell you truth in greatest language of all, Russian

A Russian 18th century princess translates between Russian and English

A muscular female Lorrean wrestler translates between Korean and English

APACHE, COMANCHE, AND NEZ PERCE - Original languages of the American continent. Custer never studied, and where did it get him? Phoneticized

GERMAN - I liebs ya baby. Talk to me about rocket science or love. Mach nichts. Original and phoneticized

A youn German beer server translates between German and English

a Native American woman transates between Apache, Comanche, Nez Perce and English

CHINESE - It's a little tricky, so you'd better get started. I'll be with you, feeding you tea and oranges that come all the way from China

HAWAIIAN - When you come to the island, I hope we'll speak each other's language, if you get what I mean.

A young Polynesian woman translates between Hawaiian and English

ARABIC - First the lesson, then the lamb's eyeballs

A young Chinese woman translates between Chinese and English

Young Arab woman translates between Arabic and English