
Dr. Halfbright
Discovered connection between love-making and neutrinos
Sexy Farmer Joan
I can make all sorts of things grow
Misty
Babe...serial killer...babe...serial killer. Which one? I forget.
Desdemona
When's Othello coming home? "This week, next week" is not an acceptable answer
Teddie
Hedy Lamar's daughter
Estrellita
Lady CEO offers lucrative merger with your company, if you marry her as part of it. Renegotiate or go for it?
Karin
If Waldo says yes, I say yes
Melinda
I haven't heard that line since 2010
Elsa the Terrifying
Looks lions and tigers in the eye. You think she'll have a problem with you?
Labette
Your personal secretary. How personal? You two work it out.
Natasha
The spy everyone wishes he could come out of the cold with
Uki
She has an....uh...anatomical question for you.
Linda Montpelier
Could you please direct me to the whereabouts of the upper 1%?
Amare
Just got E=MC2
Speaks Her Mind
Date me, or risk offending the spirits

Ji-Hye
Can I take a hot bath with you?

Alena the War Heroine
All's fair in love and war
FOREIGN LANGUAGE TRANSLATION
ACADEMIC TO ROMANTIC
SPANISH - I know many things, from the academic to the intimate. Go ahead, ask me! I dare you!
FRENCH is the language of love or diplomacy, if you would prefer. Ask me anything! Of course I bite! I'm French!
APACHE, COMANCHE, AND NEZ PERCE - Original languages of the American continent. Custer never studied, and where did it get him? Phoneticized
CHINESE - It's a little tricky, so you'd better get started. I'll be with you, feeding you tea and oranges that come all the way from China
